Showing my favourite movie to my friends
if this gets 500 notes i’ll baptize myself in salad dressing and film it
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
au: everyone is born with their soulmate’s name tattooed on their wrist like a birthmark.