My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”
"why weren’t you at school today"
"my mum feels me"
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
if youre having a bad day just watch this
i bet they’re best friends now
what did I just watch
That was beautiful
More new images from the Doctor Who Christmas Special, Doctor Who: The Time of the Doctor.
Premiering December 25th 2013 at 9/8c.
nobody fucked with me on the playground
nobody fucked with you in bed either
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
one day ben c’s grown up kid will be riding in an elevator and they’ll notice the woman next to them smiling a lot and trying not to giggle until all of a sudden the woman turns around, looks them in the eye and says 'i used to realllllllllly like your dad'
btw that woman will be me